I kept thinking of this nasty SF short story I'd read where the world was so overpopulated that the government upped the lethality of everything--subway doors had razor-sharp edges and closed randomly, for example. This is what a family festival would be like in that world, only the kites would have nasty spikes.
I must read this story. Give me specifics at once, immediately, and forthwith.
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I must read this story. Give me specifics at once, immediately, and forthwith.