I put a note on the fridge at our workplace saying
"I lick my lunch before placing it in here."

I have a plethora of insulated lunchbags if you would like one
Love,
She who has lost pizza and General Gaos Chicken far too many times to fridge grazers.

That's okay, really like Moby's hard rap/rave answer of "Make love, f*k war" And I enjoy Eminem's little drama queen tendencies and used "Without Me" as my theme song for a year.