Ohhhh! It totally does! We need to take you on one of his walks, so you can meet his boyfriend and watch their courtship dance. Oh, there's such love! It's Romeo and Juliet on four legs. (Eight legs?) Well, they're both male...it's like Romeo and Mercutio, with all the subtext taken out.

Yeah, I'm writing this right before bedtime. How did you know?

What flavors would you like?