"If you've never stood inside a popping balloon, one that's partially attached to you, it might be hard to understand how it feels when the world goes THOPPP! and you get the sensation that your scalp has suddenly painlessly jumped sideways to dangle over your ear. You find yourself jumping around. Uttering words you didn't even know you knew."

I almost choked laughing when I read this, rather to audioboy's befuddlement.