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[oakenguy]

I just dreamt that wired_lizard and I were distant cousins, sent by our family to a swanky charity event to scope out another family and see if there would be any problems if a boy from our clan continued dating a girl from theirs.

Turns out they were Borgias.

Underwater. Vampire. Borgias.

Hijinx ensued.

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[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

There's a book in there somewhere.

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

SECONDED.

You might even outsell Twilight.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, since at least part of the time I was an unpowered mortal Spike wearing a towel as a cape, I'd have to get the rights from Mutant Enemy.

[mllelaurel.livejournal.com]

Hey, with those people, you might well get said rights. I can see them being amused.

[nevacaruso.livejournal.com]

I am now trying to imagine how drunk Spike would have to be to wear a towel as a cape.

The mental images are amusing, to say the least.