I had no idea that Smart-Bubbles was being such a polarizing figure inside your group! It's probably just as well that we didn't share Sparky's idea of preserving her intelligence by transplanting her brain inside a car with them.

You were aware of the 'Algernon' trope, weren't you? If not, you're even more remarkable--it'd be like meeting someone who fell down a well and got rescued by their pet collie and had never heard of Lassie.