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Dear Boston Globe,
When you begin an article with the line "Using a computer-controlled cadaver to simulate a pitcher on the mound, Boston researchers are..." do not expect me to read any more, because I am FREAKING OUT. WhatWHAT now??
The whole article is here: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/health/articles/2011/04/12/researchers_tag_likely_culprit_as_cause_of_shoulder_injuries/ . At no point are the phrases "undead cyborg", "using technology last seen in Marvel Comics's 'Deathlok'", or "they called them mad, MAAAD!" used, sadly.
When you begin an article with the line "Using a computer-controlled cadaver to simulate a pitcher on the mound, Boston researchers are..." do not expect me to read any more, because I am FREAKING OUT. WhatWHAT now??
The whole article is here: http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/health/articles/2011/04/12/researchers_tag_likely_culprit_as_cause_of_shoulder_injuries/ . At no point are the phrases "undead cyborg", "using technology last seen in Marvel Comics's 'Deathlok'", or "they called them mad, MAAAD!" used, sadly.
