oakenguy

INT. KITCHEN--MORNING.

D sits at table nursing her coffee. I rush in holding my laptop, open to

wtf_nature.

ME: Ohmigod ohmigod ohmigod! You know how sometimes you have two words, and they're each pretty good by themselves, but then when you put them together its AWESOME? It's happened!

D: Okayyyyyy....

ME: Ready? GLIDING. POSSUM.

D: *blinks* Wow. Wow. That IS awesome.

ME: One more reason to go to Australia!

D: With our luck, they'd attack the second they stepped off the plane.

ME: I know! 'Wow, would you look at that sunse--' SPAKOW! *performs mime of fist-sized mammal striking the side of my head*

D: You would love it.

ME: Yeah, I would. 'Hey! He's--ow!--got two thumbs on each--ow!--paw!'