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Jun. 2nd, 2011 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguySo I'm taking an Anthro class! And it's very cool. And my teacher is feisty and hates cellphones and has sworn to a)confiscate for the first offense and b) ANSWER them and humiliate the student for any further offenses. No problem, right? Simple policy, what could go wrong, right?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Excuse me while I go build a time machine.
To myself 5:58pm:
1) Remind D that the class goes to 9:30, not 9
2) Skip the middle 20 pages of the reading assignment, it'll never come up
3) JUST BECAUSE THE SCREEN GOES BLACK, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE PHONE IS OFF. IT IS NOT OFF. IT IS NOT OFF AT ALL.
....I've never had a teacher yell "Nooo! You're going to hell for ruining my story!" at me before.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Excuse me while I go build a time machine.
To myself 5:58pm:
1) Remind D that the class goes to 9:30, not 9
2) Skip the middle 20 pages of the reading assignment, it'll never come up
3) JUST BECAUSE THE SCREEN GOES BLACK, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE PHONE IS OFF. IT IS NOT OFF. IT IS NOT OFF AT ALL.
....I've never had a teacher yell "Nooo! You're going to hell for ruining my story!" at me before.
