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Jan. 29th, 2004 03:28 pm
[personal profile] oakenguy
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] beerhorse for this link to a news article about a whale exploding on a busy Taiwan street: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

A couple notes:

1. I'm no expert in the field of dead whale transportation, but....strapped down on the back of a flatbed??

2. Someone on that street chose today to wear a white outfit. I can just feel it.

3. Does Taiwan have stray dogs? If they do, this will be a day that will survive in their legends for generations. "There was once a golden age when food fell from the sky, and there was smelly stuff to roll in from one end of the horizon to the other..."

Date: 2004-01-29 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrs-puppethead.livejournal.com
2. Someone on that street chose today to wear a white outfit. I can just feel it.

And Mrs. Lincoln is looking down on that person and sympathizing whole-heartedly.

Date: 2004-01-29 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empheliath.livejournal.com
"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

Okay, that's just...Oogy. With a capital "O".

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Date: 2004-01-29 01:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-29 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amyura.livejournal.com
Ok, your comments 2 and 3 totally cracked me up!

But also.....I loved the last line in the article about locals going out to the nature preserve to "experience" the whale's five-foot-long penis.

Poor whale. Poor Taipei. I'll take a molasses factory flood any day.

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Date: 2004-01-29 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
I wonder if Mrs. Lincoln and Jackie O get together for spiritual coffee and bond periodically. Were Mrs. McKinley and Mrs. Garfield with their husbands when *they* got shot too?

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

Date: 2004-01-29 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
I want to know if the penis is one of the organs that blew up!

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
Ok, I didn't want to know that bad, but livejournal really must because it is telling me that it is failing to connect while posting like mad.

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Date: 2004-01-29 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spenceraloysius.livejournal.com
Ok, I didn't want to know that bad, but livejournal really must because it is telling me that it is failing to connect while posting like mad.

Date: 2004-01-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badassfaerie.livejournal.com
Wow.

I'm curious as to why it shifts from the exploding whale experience to the bizarre cult phenomenon that is it's 5 foot penis following?

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