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My final post about 'Kingdom Hearts'
Nov. 25th, 2002 03:44 pm...or 'Why Disney Villains Make the Best Boss Fights'.
"Hey, I remember you! You gave me nightmares when I was four years old!! And yeah, it's the same frelling music playing in the background! Wow, long time no see, how's it been? Still doing that thing with the shadowy menacing look--no, no, it works, it's sorta retro. Oh, no, don't mind me, I'm just casting a spell that FLATTENS YOUR HEAD DOWN ONTO YOUR NECK!!!! Yeah! Who's afraid to leave the bed NOW, loser?!"
*THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACKITY-THWACK*
That was an unexpected bit of catharsis, that was. Now if only they could come out with a game where I go back to 8th grade and beat up Mace Gammon...
"Hey, I remember you! You gave me nightmares when I was four years old!! And yeah, it's the same frelling music playing in the background! Wow, long time no see, how's it been? Still doing that thing with the shadowy menacing look--no, no, it works, it's sorta retro. Oh, no, don't mind me, I'm just casting a spell that FLATTENS YOUR HEAD DOWN ONTO YOUR NECK!!!! Yeah! Who's afraid to leave the bed NOW, loser?!"
*THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACKITY-THWACK*
That was an unexpected bit of catharsis, that was. Now if only they could come out with a game where I go back to 8th grade and beat up Mace Gammon...
