What I Learned Today
Feb. 6th, 2009 09:14 pmFrom my dream last night: the ghost in the basement of Buckingham Palace is a very nice old man who's a little touchy if you don't call him "Your Majesty", but who'll put up with almost anything for hazelnut coffee.
From the Berklee student sitting behind me at lunch, explaining her approach to romance to her friends:
"If there's a guy I like, and I'm hanging out with him? First we talk for a while. And drink, as much as possible, drinking is VERY important. And then while I'm talking I HIT him. Like, accidentally? And then I'm like, 'Ohmigod, I'm so sorry!' and I kiss the place I hit him. And if he doesn't get the hint, I hit him again!"
From the Berklee student sitting behind me at lunch, explaining her approach to romance to her friends:
"If there's a guy I like, and I'm hanging out with him? First we talk for a while. And drink, as much as possible, drinking is VERY important. And then while I'm talking I HIT him. Like, accidentally? And then I'm like, 'Ohmigod, I'm so sorry!' and I kiss the place I hit him. And if he doesn't get the hint, I hit him again!"