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I'm getting bored with my hair, and thinking of buzzing it all off and losing the goatee for the new year. Thoughts? Comments?

Note: this'll happen AFTER we go up and see my parents. The Great Maine Trek was postponed a few days due to Norwalk Virus outbreak (theirs), but tomorrow we schlep up to the North Country. My glee lurches from the lowest cavern of Yee to creepingly ascend the dizzying spire of Ha.

I had an improv dream last night: a roomful of people were given the topic "drunk superheroes"; most of my attention got focussed on the large man who stripped down to a diaper to portray the Hulk trying to hit on women ("Are you legs tired? Cuz in dreams all night you been runnin as HULK SMASH!!! ...wait, dat not right.")

This dissolved into some muddled pondering of how hard it would be to keep a secret identity when you're shitfaced, and this in turn led to a vague hazy dream-plot revolving around a cheap third-rate psychic employed by a tabloid to discover secret identities, and how he (played by Ron Jeremy) Gets In Over his Head.
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