Reason #13, 121 why I should never have kids....

[oakenguy]

If I ever had one, I'd want to name it Dnn Dnn Dnn.

Wouldn't it be great? "This is my son...Dnn Dnn Dnn!"

I'd have to be correcting the pronunciation all the time, of course. "Din Din Din?" "No no no nonono, you have to SING it. And punch the first syllable! DNN Dnn Dnnnnnnn!"

Comments

[thelorelei15.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a Dane Cook routine where he wants to name his kids either Rrrrrrrrr (with the r rolled, of course) or after characters from Transformers.

[sistahraven.livejournal.com]

It's like naming your dog Stay.

Come're, Stay. Stay, come!

[amyura.livejournal.com]

Have you been watching too much Mencia? ;)

[eclectic-1.livejournal.com]

That's just as bad as when my husband suggested that we name a boy Billy Bob, (with a surname of Gunn) so he could be BB gun. But then, my husband is Tommy Gunn.

[hazeleyedfae.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[lemur-catta.livejournal.com]

If I had a girl i think I'd name her Aphasia or Formica or Angina or some word that sounds like it should be a name but isn't. How about Radicchio for a boy or perhaps Kevlar...no, I definitely should never breed :)

[jmjoyce.livejournal.com]

You are so weird. :)

[kissedbythegods.livejournal.com]

That's incredibly great!

[bmajors.livejournal.com]

I support that.

[chalkhorsegirl.livejournal.com]

Oh My...*giggles*

[animal-in-bed.livejournal.com]

OMG, he'd drive you crazy :O :O :O
Name him Triple D for short form ;);)

[ice-cream-eyes.livejournal.com]

tee hee . . .

Dave truly wanted Oliver's middle name to be Douglas, so he would be like Oliver Douglas on Green Acres.

Fortunately, I put the kabosh on that.

Although now he is Oliver James, which does make him an O.J.