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[oakenguy]

Ever been watching a soccer team, and found yourself wondering if they even knew what a goal looked like? Like all they needed to be a good team was a big flashcard of a goal and a 'KICK HERE ---->' sign? Maybe with a second sign saying 'HINT: ITS BEHIND THE GOALIE'?

In totally, absolutely unrelated news, my lunchtime sandwich shop was broadcasting the first half of the England vs. Trinidad match today. And I'm very, very glad I don't have money on either of these teams, because I'd be tearing my hair out.