My 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' entry:

[oakenguy]

I have scurvy?

Comments

[st-andrews-girl.livejournal.com]

I heard once that it was an urban legend that college students got scurvy from spending all their money on booze.
Alex had a friend who got it from spending all his money on booze and warhammer.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Vitimin C. Lots of it. Fast!

[czaria.livejournal.com]

That pirate guy and his family were on "Wife Swap" last night. (Not that I'll admit to watching that show.)

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Should've eaten that lime.

[callunav.livejournal.com]

If so, you picked an excellent day to be diagnosed with it.

[wanderingrogue.livejournal.com]

Time for an orange. :)

[lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com]

Really? :S.

[hazeleyedfae.livejournal.com]

Get come citrus!