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Mar. 6th, 2007 05:58 pmI just read a rather boring paragraph about various restaurants in 19th century New Orleans.
That was not the exciting part.
It ended with a description of one particular bar-room.
Still not exciting.
The final sentence, however, ended with "...and tradition points to it as the place wherein General Andrew Jackson and the pirate Jean Lafitte planned the Battle of New Orleans over an absinthe frappe."
Oh.
My.
God.
This needs to be turned into a movie. It'd be like My Dinner With Andre, only with absinthe. And pirates. And a British spy. And two of the most macho men walking the earth in 1812 sharing a drink with a single straw.
That was not the exciting part.
It ended with a description of one particular bar-room.
Still not exciting.
The final sentence, however, ended with "...and tradition points to it as the place wherein General Andrew Jackson and the pirate Jean Lafitte planned the Battle of New Orleans over an absinthe frappe."
Oh.
My.
God.
This needs to be turned into a movie. It'd be like My Dinner With Andre, only with absinthe. And pirates. And a British spy. And two of the most macho men walking the earth in 1812 sharing a drink with a single straw.
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Date: 2007-03-06 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-06 11:12 pm (UTC)... but I'd totally go see that movie. Especially if you wrote it.
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Date: 2007-03-06 11:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-06 11:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-06 11:24 pm (UTC)In any case, you STILL need to write the screenplay.
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Date: 2007-03-06 11:43 pm (UTC)And you are right, it would make an excellent period movie. I would certainly go see it. :-)
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Date: 2007-03-06 11:46 pm (UTC)Please?
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Date: 2007-03-06 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-07 12:06 am (UTC)Re: Permission to Metaquote, please.
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Date: 2007-03-07 12:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-07 12:14 pm (UTC)I'm picturing a hallucinogenic Shamrock Shake...which really shouldn't sound as appealing at breakfast as it does.
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Date: 2007-03-07 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-07 03:10 pm (UTC)In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip.
We took a little bacon, and we took a little bean
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orlean.
We fired our guns and the British kept a comin'
There wasnt bout as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and the began a runnin'
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
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Date: 2007-03-07 03:49 pm (UTC)No absinthe is actually used, alas.
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Date: 2007-03-07 03:54 pm (UTC)And is it an ice cream sort of frappe or something else?
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Date: 2007-03-07 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-07 07:04 pm (UTC)...I want an absinthe frappé
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