Writer's block + cold medicine don't mix
Jan. 30th, 2008 11:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyINSPECTOR: Thank you for gathering here, and for your help in this investigation. It's been a tricky case, it has, for it turns out that ALL of you have a motive for killing the Major! Groundskeeper Corky, you knew the Major was about to fire you!
CORKY: Cor!
INSPECTOR: Lady Ethelburg, you knew the Major was on the verge of exposing you as the notorious New Orleans card shark Luscious LaRue!
LADY: Oh, I say!
INSPECTOR: Albino Pete, you were jealous of the Major for his sallow pigmentation!
ALBINO: Like a piece of wheat toast, the bastard! But that doesn't mean I killed him!
INSPECTOR: Perky the Puppy, you just hated him for your heart is full of hate...
PUPPY: Warf!
INSPECTOR: And Niles Crane from 'Frasier' possessed by Satan, his odor offended you. And also, you're possessed by Satan.
NILES: He perpetually stank of plums! I DETEST plums! (possessed voice) And it always is a right treat to sink yer teeth into a man's spleen and chomp on it while he's watchin' yez, and then spit it out onto the parquet floor and look over at the customers and yell "Mornin', K-Mart shoppers! Aisle 3's gonna be closed fer clean-up!" But that doesn't mean I chomped on the Major, now, does it?
INSPECTOR: Not necessarily. For you see, the true killer was...
[Poll #1130007]
CORKY: Cor!
INSPECTOR: Lady Ethelburg, you knew the Major was on the verge of exposing you as the notorious New Orleans card shark Luscious LaRue!
LADY: Oh, I say!
INSPECTOR: Albino Pete, you were jealous of the Major for his sallow pigmentation!
ALBINO: Like a piece of wheat toast, the bastard! But that doesn't mean I killed him!
INSPECTOR: Perky the Puppy, you just hated him for your heart is full of hate...
PUPPY: Warf!
INSPECTOR: And Niles Crane from 'Frasier' possessed by Satan, his odor offended you. And also, you're possessed by Satan.
NILES: He perpetually stank of plums! I DETEST plums! (possessed voice) And it always is a right treat to sink yer teeth into a man's spleen and chomp on it while he's watchin' yez, and then spit it out onto the parquet floor and look over at the customers and yell "Mornin', K-Mart shoppers! Aisle 3's gonna be closed fer clean-up!" But that doesn't mean I chomped on the Major, now, does it?
INSPECTOR: Not necessarily. For you see, the true killer was...
[Poll #1130007]
