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[oakenguy]

Dear World,

I admit, I've had some complaints about you recently. Some negative things might have been said. Be fair, it's March. You know what March is like.

But today, oh, today you've made up for everything.

In one day, ONE FRIGGIN NEWS CYCLE, you've given me:

*A Dolphin Who Rescues Beached Whales (story here: http://news.scotsman.com/world/Dolphin-answers-whales39-SOS-call.3872748.jp)

*A Woman Who Sat on a Toilet Seat So Long Her Flesh Grew Around It (story at http://www.ksn.com/news/local/16611691.html)

*missmelissa's picture post of the acrobatic bear at her cousin's house:



(This is my favorite one, but you should really go to her LJ and see the other pics)

And last but not least, a frickin' "GNOME" sighting in Argentina being treated as real, or at last plausible, by the international media:

Two notes about the video. 1) Skip ahead to 1:20; 2) A commenter said it best, "I never knew gnomes did the Boot Scoot Boogie".

I take it back, world. You're SO not boring. You're far, far stranger than anything I could ever come up with.

Love,
Me

Comments

[fbhjr.livejournal.com]

I had seen the whale story.
I had seen the bear pictures.

But, I had missed the gnome.
I agree, go world, go. ;)

[telepresence.livejournal.com]

I wish I had some Photoshop skills. I'd put some fine "caper film" security laser lines on some of the bear pictures.

[bosfan24.livejournal.com]

Coworker sent me the gnome video at work earlier in the week. Hilarious!

[sistahraven.livejournal.com]

We bears are a wee bit weird.

I love the stories, and I freaked out the first time I saw the "gnome" video. CREEPY.

[spookyhandle.livejournal.com]

Yay, dolphins!

Boo, bizarre and probably abusive situations! Seriously though, here's what I don't get. She's been on that toilet for two years. In a trailer, so I have to assume there's only one bathroom. Where did he go number two?

Also, I sadly have to wait to be at my home computer to watch the gnome video.

[bosfan24.livejournal.com]

It's pretty funny and worth the watch. Gnomes walk funny.