Sentences I never thought I'd hear, part 38

[oakenguy]

"No, really, it's okay, I'll watch your Segways for you. I'm tight with Jesus!"

Never change, crazy North Beach drunk. Never change.

For the record, riding a Segway is like playing a very easy WiiFit balance game. In traffic. Fun, a LOT of fun, but words like "invulnerable" and "dignified" do not apply.

That said, riding up and down a pier chasing seagulls, while the sun set and the big Ghirardelli building lit up over my shoulder? If I win the lottery and disappear suddenly, look for me there, peeps. I'll be the one with a martini glass in one hand.

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Comments

[kalliejenn2.livejournal.com]

did you feel a bit like gob?

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

and what delicate fruit did you have in your martini?

[that.livejournal.com]

Oh, man... riding a Segway on a San Francisco pier? Mega dorky cool points. I'd totally be there. Dude.

[superrob.livejournal.com]

I was there last year - did you see the mermaid fountain at Ghiardelli Square?