Fame & Fortune 1, Me MAYBE not 0
Mar. 4th, 2010 02:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguySo I went to this audition yesterday. And I'm so thoroughly flummoxed by the non-disclosure agreement they had me read and sign ("please initial beside the 'WILL HUNT YOU DOWN' paragraphs") that I don't even know if I can name the COMPANY I auditioned for.
I'm still a little bit rattled. It would be awesome if I got this but I think it's safe to safe to say that my chances are pretty slim for numerous reasons, which I can list below:
1) My voice has been described as "distinctive" and "muppety", which I don't think is the direction they're going in;
2) There were a LOT of other people trying out, so just through sheer numerical odds it'll be like winning the lottery;
3) I didn't do as well as I could--I mean, I literally woke up at 3:30 this morning thinking about the second portion of the audition and going "Oh, crap, that's what I should have done!" Thank you oh so much, way-too-late subconscious mind.
4) I was utterly rattled on my walk there by the sight of two men dressed as Uncle Sam, standing on streetcorners waving at cars. Not passing out flyers or holding signs, not even holding up little cups to collect donations, just waving. In 38-degree drizzle. Why?? WHY??
I'm still a little bit rattled. It would be awesome if I got this but I think it's safe to safe to say that my chances are pretty slim for numerous reasons, which I can list below:
1) My voice has been described as "distinctive" and "muppety", which I don't think is the direction they're going in;
2) There were a LOT of other people trying out, so just through sheer numerical odds it'll be like winning the lottery;
3) I didn't do as well as I could--I mean, I literally woke up at 3:30 this morning thinking about the second portion of the audition and going "Oh, crap, that's what I should have done!" Thank you oh so much, way-too-late subconscious mind.
4) I was utterly rattled on my walk there by the sight of two men dressed as Uncle Sam, standing on streetcorners waving at cars. Not passing out flyers or holding signs, not even holding up little cups to collect donations, just waving. In 38-degree drizzle. Why?? WHY??
