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Apr. 22nd, 2010 01:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyFrom the way you're moving, your arms and shoulders sure look sore there, O.
Why yes, thank you for noticing. My neighbor locked herself out of the house yesterday with her medication inside, so I had to break the door down. Life or death, you know.
Uh.....HUH.
Big door.
What's this neighbor's name?
She...I...it's...you know, I didn't stop to ask? Really, I would have done it for anyone...who are you dialing?
Oh, Rick and Diane down the street. They know everyone.
They--they were at work!
But the way they hang out in the dog park and chat, they're bound to have heard!
Okay! Okay. It, um, MAY not have been a door.
My faith in you is shattered. Is the bruise actually from the larps this weekend? Oh! Oh! Was it from the Pop Diva larp when you thought you'd be getting a stage slap and you got a REAL slap instead and it knocked you into the wall?
Yyyyyyyyyeah, that was a bit of a breakdown in communication, there.
Who'd think a tiny hand could sting so much!
Your concern touches me. But no, that wasn't it.
Well, what else?
*sigh* You know how Wii Fit has a sequel out?
Well, sure, but the only new feature of theirs that would strain those particular muscles is the game where your character's dressed in a chicken costume
Hawk costume!
CHICKEN SUIT, and you have to stand on the board and flap your arms to....to...wait. You strained your upper arms by FLAPPING? In a VIDEO GAME?
I got the high score!
Why yes, thank you for noticing. My neighbor locked herself out of the house yesterday with her medication inside, so I had to break the door down. Life or death, you know.
Uh.....HUH.
Big door.
What's this neighbor's name?
She...I...it's...you know, I didn't stop to ask? Really, I would have done it for anyone...who are you dialing?
Oh, Rick and Diane down the street. They know everyone.
They--they were at work!
But the way they hang out in the dog park and chat, they're bound to have heard!
Okay! Okay. It, um, MAY not have been a door.
My faith in you is shattered. Is the bruise actually from the larps this weekend? Oh! Oh! Was it from the Pop Diva larp when you thought you'd be getting a stage slap and you got a REAL slap instead and it knocked you into the wall?
Yyyyyyyyyeah, that was a bit of a breakdown in communication, there.
Who'd think a tiny hand could sting so much!
Your concern touches me. But no, that wasn't it.
Well, what else?
*sigh* You know how Wii Fit has a sequel out?
Well, sure, but the only new feature of theirs that would strain those particular muscles is the game where your character's dressed in a chicken costume
Hawk costume!
CHICKEN SUIT, and you have to stand on the board and flap your arms to....to...wait. You strained your upper arms by FLAPPING? In a VIDEO GAME?
I got the high score!
