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[oakenguy]

TO: The Dreaming, Quality Control Division
FROM: Me
RE: Tonight's Dream


Guys, I know not every night can involve pyrotechnics or even lolcats. And I appreciate the recent effort--last night's ren faire anxiety dream? Priceless!

But an entire dream about reading a New Yorker magazine? Srsly??

I realize that someone went to a lot of work designing the photo essay 'Clouds That Look Like O'Keefe Paintings of Clouds'. And whoever wrote the article about how John Updike would be moving from the ranks of the rich to the ultra-rich (?) through farming and creating a line of gourmet bacon called Eiderdown (??) that will sell for $303 an ounce (???) really captured the magazine's tone. But I don't want to read a magazine while I'm asleep.

I know you don't do requests, but if dream-Jimmy Carter's just kicking around not doing anything...he's in a Glenn Beck nightmare? Ok, that's cool.

Comments

[clionona.livejournal.com]

I know you don't do requests, but if dream-Jimmy Carter's just kicking around not doing anything...he's in a Glenn Beck nightmare? Ok, that's cool.

Hahahahaha!

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Good morning! Rest well?

Ah, the dreaming brain. Mine came up with dead baby dragon salad 2 nights ago. Um, ew.

[jeninmaine.livejournal.com]

This made me laugh so hard! I had a dream the other night that was morning routine, exactly. When I jolted awake at wee-hour-of-the-morning o'clock I was SO CONFUSED because the dream was that real.

[helianthas.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!