The GOOD JOB!!! Awards
Apr. 11th, 2003 01:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguy1) While it would normally be disgusting to hear someone using a cell phone and a urinal at the same time even if they weren't you, Mr. Splashy McSplatterson, we make a special exception in your case. You must have practiced very, very hard to be able to do this without hurting yourself, so GOOD JOB! And good luck with the whole walking/chewing gum thing.
2) 'Restaurant' and 'food court' are synonyms, right? I mean they even have the same number of letters (if you spell it 'foood')! So why NOT get your chinese food, walk across the street to a pizza parlor, and eat your meal there without ordering anything?
But wait--what really elevates this to GOOD JOB status is leaving the table smeared with fried rice and duck sauce! Now the bored pizza-eating customers who come in after you leave will be able to spend wonderful hours wondering what the heck freaky pizza y'all ordered!
2) 'Restaurant' and 'food court' are synonyms, right? I mean they even have the same number of letters (if you spell it 'foood')! So why NOT get your chinese food, walk across the street to a pizza parlor, and eat your meal there without ordering anything?
But wait--what really elevates this to GOOD JOB status is leaving the table smeared with fried rice and duck sauce! Now the bored pizza-eating customers who come in after you leave will be able to spend wonderful hours wondering what the heck freaky pizza y'all ordered!
