How I'm doing, special costume-gathering edition

[oakenguy]

Pluses and minuses:

++ Halloween is coming up!

- I have no skill crafting costumes.

+ Ebay exists

++Ebay not only exists, it means it's possible to get cool little origin stories of costume bits you buy, in a way Goodwill won't give you

+++The costume bit I bought was part of the debris when a Beatles tribute band in Branson, MO, finally broke up.

+++++BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND FROM BRANSON, MO

-To fit into this, I canNOT gain weight between now and Halloween. Like, not a single ounce.

+++++BEATLES TRIBUTE BAND FROM THE CAPITAL OF ALT-COUNTRY, Y'ALL