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Sep. 19th, 2003 10:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyArrrr, ye scurvy nest o' neckless, too-tall, squint-eyed buzzards, it be jabber like a seadog day!
(Translation: Hello, friends. Welcome to 'Talk Like a Pirate' day.)
Let's not be seein' any o' last year's rum-soaked dustrat hornswagglin', barnacles-fer-brains!
(Translation: Please bear in mind that 'Talk Like a Drunken Prospector' day is a different event. Do not get the two confused.)
Avast,
(Translation: Anyhow,)
Ahrr ye slimy seadog, belay the translatin' afore I crush ye flatter'n a flounder!
(Translation: Please do not assist me, it is my goal in life to gibber incoherently and be treated by my peers and superiors like a Tourettes-inflicted crackmonkey.)
AHRRR!!!
(Oh, sit and spin, you old fraud. If that remaining tooth was real gold you'd've pawned it for the cash to rent Japanese animated porn years ago.)
Cue gunfire.
Fade out.
(Translation: Hello, friends. Welcome to 'Talk Like a Pirate' day.)
Let's not be seein' any o' last year's rum-soaked dustrat hornswagglin', barnacles-fer-brains!
(Translation: Please bear in mind that 'Talk Like a Drunken Prospector' day is a different event. Do not get the two confused.)
Avast,
(Translation: Anyhow,)
Ahrr ye slimy seadog, belay the translatin' afore I crush ye flatter'n a flounder!
(Translation: Please do not assist me, it is my goal in life to gibber incoherently and be treated by my peers and superiors like a Tourettes-inflicted crackmonkey.)
AHRRR!!!
(Oh, sit and spin, you old fraud. If that remaining tooth was real gold you'd've pawned it for the cash to rent Japanese animated porn years ago.)
Cue gunfire.
Fade out.
