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[oakenguy]

Q: Oakenguy! You've just dropped your keys down the toilet, fished them out with one hand, spent five minutes trying to button your pants up with the hand that *isn't* tainted, then forgotten where your keys had just been and grabbed them with the clean hand! Where are you going now?!?

I'm going to

A) Disneyworld
B) bed, and pull the covers over my head
C) stand in a boiling-hot shower rubbing myself with bleach and moaning "Unclean, unclean"

Comments

[amare.livejournal.com]

D all of the above!

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Uh huh,
Been there, except it was my glasses and it was just startng to flush.
Disgusted but truimphant is how you should feel.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

i bet this was in a public toilet, too!

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

You know me too well!!

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

call it a lucky guess. :)

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Oh! I've been to this party, not once, but twice. I dropped jewelry both times. The second time, I let it go.

[flynngrrl.livejournal.com]

I know it is little consolation, but your horrible experience did make me laugh, so that's some good that came out of it. :)

[eroika.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry but LOL!! I'd go for D) all of the above though *gryns*

[empheliath.livejournal.com]

I lost a retainer down a toilet, back in my braces-wearing days. My father, quite literally, disassembled the toilet in the hopes that it had gotten stuck in the curvy pipes and was rescue-able. (I think this is due to the cost of things like retainers.) I, as you may imagine, was happy to find that it was lost forever.

[helianthas.livejournal.com]

My old roommate used to put urine on her face to keep her skin young and supple. She also drank her urine once. (ew! Tho Ghandi did, do, apparently, and, well, if Ghandi did it...) She lived on an a commune in Italy with a bunch of urine-drinking organic farmers. Apparently, you don't want to drink your urine after having ingested 'magic' mushrooms. Unless, of course, you do...

The relevence of this post remains to be seen. :P

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

The relevence of this post remains to be seen

It's sure a stunning thing to read!