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[oakenguy]

My immediate boss, the Assistant Chair, is back from his two-week tour with Whitney Houston! Apparently she did a mini-tour of Saudi Arabia and Russia, including doing a private show for the Russian Mafia. Despite the images that immediately popped into my head, though, apparently there were NO steel cage deathmatches during her performance. So squelch those rumors.

More stories later as I pry them out of him. :) Now I'm off to get tax forms and food.