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[oakenguy]

Okay, let me set the scene: it's the back page of the free daily paper. On it is a full page ad taken up mostly with the head of a woman, up to her nose in water, with her forehead smeared with about nine different shades of bronze and gold makeup. There's also a little smoosh of blue paint above her right eyebrow, like she had a toothpaste accident.

But that's not the odd part.

The odd part is the ad copy. I quote: YOU ARE THE TANTRESS, M.A.C. IS YOUR SUN-SHRINE


"Tantress"?