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Jul. 2nd, 2004 09:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyOkay, reason #982 why I'd be a bad parent:
It used to be that when there was heavy rain, I'd just accept it for what it was. It was very stress-free.
But then I made my little garden. And suddenly there were these things I was looking out for which needed water. And rain became much more important. So whenever it happened I got happy.
But NOW there's the nest with two babies, in a location where a previous nest got washed away by rain a couple months ago. So when I woke up to the thunderstorm and downpour at 4AM this morning, I found myself thinking "Oh no! The garden needs it, but if this goes on more than twenty minutes the babies might drown!" It was very stressful.
Now multiply that by 1000 and that's how I'd be as a parent. I'd be so nervous that chihuahuas would look like stoners.
But on a happier note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
qlewkr!!!!! Next year your best friend won't be in the hospital with mysterious chest pains (she really chugged two double espressos and went jogging?? hmm...) and I won't burn the eggs.
It used to be that when there was heavy rain, I'd just accept it for what it was. It was very stress-free.
But then I made my little garden. And suddenly there were these things I was looking out for which needed water. And rain became much more important. So whenever it happened I got happy.
But NOW there's the nest with two babies, in a location where a previous nest got washed away by rain a couple months ago. So when I woke up to the thunderstorm and downpour at 4AM this morning, I found myself thinking "Oh no! The garden needs it, but if this goes on more than twenty minutes the babies might drown!" It was very stressful.
Now multiply that by 1000 and that's how I'd be as a parent. I'd be so nervous that chihuahuas would look like stoners.
But on a happier note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
qlewkr!!!!! Next year your best friend won't be in the hospital with mysterious chest pains (she really chugged two double espressos and went jogging?? hmm...) and I won't burn the eggs.
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