Yes, I am 3 years old

The time has come: Stage 1 is complete, as I have in my friendslist assembled one of the most diverse, multi-talented and creative groups of people the world has ever seen. We're finally ready to move to Stage 2.


STAGE 2: FIND THE BEST EUPHEMISM FOR DR. MANHATTAN'S PRIVATES

What have you heard or come up with, folks? So far the best one I've seen is "The Manhattan Tunnel" (thanks, guycc), but I know there are more out there.