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The time has come: Stage 1 is complete, as I have in my friendslist assembled one of the most diverse, multi-talented and creative groups of people the world has ever seen. We're finally ready to move to Stage 2.


STAGE 2: FIND THE BEST EUPHEMISM FOR DR. MANHATTAN'S PRIVATES

What have you heard or come up with, folks? So far the best one I've seen is "The Manhattan Tunnel" (thanks, [livejournal.com profile] guycc), but I know there are more out there.

Date: 2009-03-25 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellebet.livejournal.com
The Manhattan Project?
The Quantum Prostate exam?

I'm at a loss. I'll have to think of more later.

Date: 2009-03-25 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magdellena.livejournal.com
Atomic Unmentionables?

Nuclear Nethers?

Date: 2009-03-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
Nuclear Nads?

Date: 2009-03-25 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stanharding.livejournal.com
You've seen that his dong has a Facebook page, right?

I've seen it and I don't even know who Dr. Manhattan is.

Date: 2009-03-25 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fbhjr.livejournal.com
Big Blue Meanie?

Date: 2009-03-25 03:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breakinglight11.livejournal.com
The Empire State Building?

That's a big obvious thing sticking up out of Manhattan, right? ;-)

Date: 2009-03-25 03:42 pm (UTC)
spatch: (Pronoun Bus)
From: [personal profile] spatch
The P Train.



I dunno I got nothin

Date: 2009-03-25 03:46 pm (UTC)
kajivar: (Criminal Minds // Garcia)
From: [personal profile] kajivar
Big Blue Bomb

Date: 2009-03-25 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
The Blue Magic Marker.

Date: 2009-03-25 03:51 pm (UTC)
bex77: (Default)
From: [personal profile] bex77
I hate to admit that I had to Google to find out who Dr. Manhattan is, so I'm not going to be a lot of help to you. I guess I'm part of the "diversity" on your f-list that doesn't do spooky comics. But have fun with it!

Date: 2009-03-25 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellstar.livejournal.com
Blue Balls.

Mushroom Cloud.

Schlong Island.
Edited Date: 2009-03-25 03:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-25 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-tallest.livejournal.com
Schlong Island

THIS.

New idea just to not waste space, even though it's not nearly as good: Da Bomb.

Date: 2009-03-26 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Schlong Island

Oooooooooo.

Date: 2009-03-25 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nofate301.livejournal.com
Three Mile Island?

Blue Berries?

Blue Twig and Berries?

Blue Dong Schlong?

Date: 2009-03-25 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flynngrrl.livejournal.com
I was going to say Three Mile Island! Dammit!

Date: 2009-03-25 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nofate301.livejournal.com
Too slow! :P *neener*

Date: 2009-03-25 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clionona.livejournal.com
OMG!
This is epic in its hilarity! XD

And my contribution is...

Indiglo Dildo

*hides face and runs away*

Date: 2009-03-25 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perrin-o-ravnos.livejournal.com
I always referred to him as the Doctor and his Manhattan.

Date: 2009-03-25 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdyesowitch.livejournal.com
"Manhattan Man Meat" might be too obvious, but
"Dirty Manhattan" is probably too subtle.
Hrm. This requires more thought.

Date: 2009-03-25 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] telepresence.livejournal.com
Fat Man and the Little Boys?

Date: 2009-03-25 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coscaram.livejournal.com
Okay, that is my favorite, so far!

My ideas: The Blue Line to Wonderland
The Manhattan Express
The Oppenweiner

Date: 2009-03-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
The Blue Line to Wonderland

This made me snarf.

Date: 2009-03-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
Tea --> Screen

Date: 2009-03-25 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pelgar.livejournal.com
Uranium Unmentionables

edit: ooooh! "Rod Blagojevich" {rod blue goy o'vitch}



Edited Date: 2009-03-25 11:19 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-03-25 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rantarn.livejournal.com
Big Blue Marble
Manhattan Tower
Cobalt-60 Inches

Date: 2009-03-25 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ronsonbeck.livejournal.com
The Manhattan Projection (most appropriate when erect).

Date: 2009-03-25 10:31 pm (UTC)
ext_267559: (Road)
From: [identity profile] mr-teem.livejournal.com
Shouldn't that be the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel? (Or maybe the Lincoln?)


Date: 2009-03-25 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empty-marrow.livejournal.com
I'm hard-pressed to believe no one from NYC threw this out there yet, but what the hell:

Lower Manhattan & the Meatpacking District?

*ducks*

Date: 2009-03-26 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Oooooo. That's good.*




*Per relative value of "good", value may differ radically in your some states, please consult your doctor before using "good" in your day-to-day sentences.

Date: 2009-03-26 12:55 am (UTC)
citabria: Photo of me backlit, smiling (Default)
From: [personal profile] citabria
You *do* realize that they're not actually "privates," right? Dr. Manhattan has no balls. (No, really, take a close look.)

Date: 2009-03-26 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] etiger4.livejournal.com
1. madoff and the supply side
2. the upper east side
3. the strand... with bookends
4. the down economy in a bear market
5. northern efficiency
6. scoff law
7. central park

Date: 2009-03-26 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scixual.livejournal.com
...I got nuthin.

Date: 2009-03-26 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonecow.livejournal.com
The Large Hadron Collider.

Date: 2009-03-26 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellstar.livejournal.com
I was once facilitating a telecon about the future of black hole research and we had participants link to the Wikipedia entry for the LHC. Unfortunately, at that exact moment, both the link and text for "hadron" were either an unfortunate typo or an ill-timed practical joke.

Worksafe filters did NOT like that telecon.

Date: 2009-03-28 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redfishie.livejournal.com
Hey have been trying to get a hold of you and failing? Give a buzz? I've dropped my cell phone NUmber onto your LJ inbox at least.

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