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Nov. 22nd, 2004 01:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyBecause you asked...
EASY WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL FAINT
1) Place a condom on a screwdriver.
2) Insert in nose.
3) Pull out screwdriver, leaving condom inside.
4) Talk, hang out, chat as if there wasn't an inch of latex dangling from your nose.
5) AND THIS IS THE CRUCIAL ONE: Reach inside your MOUTH to grab the tip of the condom, and with your other hand on the base, rapidly FLOSS your entire nose-mouth area.
6) Pull the condom out through your mouth, stretch it like a rubber band, and shoot it into the crowd.
EASY WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL FAINT
1) Place a condom on a screwdriver.
2) Insert in nose.
3) Pull out screwdriver, leaving condom inside.
4) Talk, hang out, chat as if there wasn't an inch of latex dangling from your nose.
5) AND THIS IS THE CRUCIAL ONE: Reach inside your MOUTH to grab the tip of the condom, and with your other hand on the base, rapidly FLOSS your entire nose-mouth area.
6) Pull the condom out through your mouth, stretch it like a rubber band, and shoot it into the crowd.
