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[oakenguy]

Because you asked...

EASY WAY TO MAKE ME FEEL FAINT


1) Place a condom on a screwdriver.
2) Insert in nose.
3) Pull out screwdriver, leaving condom inside.
4) Talk, hang out, chat as if there wasn't an inch of latex dangling from your nose.
5) AND THIS IS THE CRUCIAL ONE: Reach inside your MOUTH to grab the tip of the condom, and with your other hand on the base, rapidly FLOSS your entire nose-mouth area.
6) Pull the condom out through your mouth, stretch it like a rubber band, and shoot it into the crowd.

Comments

[heavenscalyx.livejournal.com]

Um. Ugh. Yeah. Faint. That.

[beetiger.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound easy to me.

[snowwand.livejournal.com]

It actually was very smoothly done :) and totally disgusting

[mythfish.livejournal.com]

Funny, that's exactly the trick I've been working on for Pensacola.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Does "WILL STICK CONDOM UP MY NOSE FOR FOOD" fit on your sign?

[bohostar.livejournal.com]

Was it lubricated? Ribbed?
I only ask because I'm not getting a clear enough picture BURNED IN MY BRAIN FOR ALL TIME.

[spatch]

Is there a scripted "pchew-pchew-pchew!" or a "boiiiiiiing!" sound effect when firing the condom into the crowd, or can we just ad-lib that?

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

More of a "twiiiiing!", I think. And let's not forget the "erk-a erk-a erk-a!" that happened during the flossing.

[ex-twilosta.livejournal.com]

I feel faint when i see the guy stick fish hooks under his eyelids. I just can't deal with that

[eroika.livejournal.com]

Um, EW!!! Thanks for sharing ;)

[raavyn.livejournal.com]

oh yuck :P

[lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com]

I will try that if we ever meet.

[hazeleyedfae.livejournal.com]

O_o;;;;

[coscaram.livejournal.com]

Holy jumpin' Jesus!!!!!!!

Then again, Iguess it's important to practice safe nasal sex.