oakenguy

lessee, lj, whats new? well, the cops raidied us again tuesday snd i t was a media circus with choppers and the mayor and omg, youve never laughed until you've seen mumbles in a flak jacket...but wait it gets better, cuz you then get to watch mumbles face as the cops tell him that they dint find SHIT. feckin priceless. oh, and he's for damn sure getting the bill for all the doors that got busted down, beeyotch.

the one bad part came when

malterre got busted after she hauled off and hit a copper. can i say? kid's a scrapper. nice thing is,

akycha hacked into the puters for they'd even loaded her into the paki wagon and listed her as a 12-year-old orphan, so now she just has to spend a week in juvie stead of being sent back to 'tanamo. ain't paying

watercolorblue to bust her out of there a second time--her fees are MAD crazy.

while she's gone, tho, gots to remember to send someone into her pad and feed the sugar gliders. crazy little monkey things with their jibber jabber monkey language and their little disco outfits she spends her time dressing em up in...last time they got left alone too long they undid the hinges and ran loose all over towwer 3 and got into the stash and vishnus left cheek, you aint seen messed-up junkheads til you've seen em runnin back an forth with little singing sugar gliders clinging on their shoulders wearing little fro wigs an glittery sunglasses an yelling "you be menolly! you be menolly!" i dont have clue one what it even means, but i tell you, that shit is FUCKED. UP.