Today's Stunning Display of Ineptitude

[oakenguy]

How bright can you be to have a wad of gum on your jacket sleeve and not notice?

Wait, don't answer yet.

How bright can you be to only notice after you're in a bathroom stall, and have been leaning that arm against your bare leg for a few minutes?


Ow.

Ow ow OW ow ow.

I now have a hairless patch about the size of a quarter, and might have a new Reputation thanks to the noises I made.

Comments

[diabological.livejournal.com]

That must have been a sturdy wad of gum if it ripped out your leg hair. It makes me glad I've never had anything waxed.

[meesto.livejournal.com]

At least you'll get more inquisitive looks at the hairy wad of gum on your sleeve. Think of it as performance art.

[temperlj.livejournal.com]

Gum...erg. blarg. I think your subconscious was trying to ignore it.

[ngakmafaery.livejournal.com]

..if you really want a reputation, brandish the hair-encrusted wad (or an even bigger one) at men about to go into stalls, and say that you'll do them for a tenner or something, and make sticking and ripping noises with the gum onto your arm, while winking lewdly...

[queenortart.livejournal.com]

There was a lovely time had at Gencon a couple of years ago, when boys had their backs waxed. They made some fantastic noises, and I gave lots of money to charity for the joy of watching

[bigc975.livejournal.com]

.........ouch. Life's full of moments better forgotten.