If I Ran The Onion
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oakenguy "They're Just Messin' With Us!", Claims Area Red Sox Fan
"They just like to psych out their fans," claims local Brian Lee, 32. "I mean, seven runs in one inning? By the Indians? C'mon! This is just like those times when Mom would pretend to pass out while she was driving, but she'd really be steering with her knees. Well Ha Ha, Mister Theo Epstein! Ya scared us good! You got us again! Now let's finish these bums off and get on with the World Series, hokay?"
In related news, Brian Lee declared that the disturbing sound in the basement is "just the cat. Really. He makes this noise that sounds like heavy footsteps."
"They just like to psych out their fans," claims local Brian Lee, 32. "I mean, seven runs in one inning? By the Indians? C'mon! This is just like those times when Mom would pretend to pass out while she was driving, but she'd really be steering with her knees. Well Ha Ha, Mister Theo Epstein! Ya scared us good! You got us again! Now let's finish these bums off and get on with the World Series, hokay?"
In related news, Brian Lee declared that the disturbing sound in the basement is "just the cat. Really. He makes this noise that sounds like heavy footsteps."
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Date: 2007-10-22 04:28 pm (UTC)Guess you were just being faithful to the Sox....
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Date: 2007-10-22 05:25 pm (UTC)