[personal profile] oakenguy
WHAT SHE MEANS: While that handmade bird costume you found at the thrift store *was* quite a good discovery, it was obviously made for someone at least 4 inches shorter than you and I don't think you should wear it.

WHAT SHE SAYS: Yow! Cameltoe!!!

Date: 2007-10-30 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temperlj.livejournal.com
Let's hear it for the direct path!

Date: 2007-10-30 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com
Wait... I thought cameltoe was a female-bodied affliction.

I know I've heard a separate name for the male-specific condition, but I can't remember it offhand.

Date: 2007-10-30 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Oh, you *would* make me google "male cameltoe", wouldn't you?

The experts at cameltoe.org back me up on this, and drop some history: As we know, there are male camel-toes and female camel-toes. Although there is greater attention placed on the female camel-toe, it is the male camel-toe that actually emerged first.

The male toe (pantalones tightus camelius) did not come into existence until sometime between the 12th and 13th century AD as pants were not a common feature among the male gender prior to this.

Date: 2007-10-30 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
According to Wikipedia, it's "mooseknuckle."

Date: 2007-10-30 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com
Heh.

Now that I think about it, I've also heard "smuggling plums".

Date: 2007-10-30 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
Images I don't need. Yargh.

Date: 2007-10-30 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lediva.livejournal.com
I'm sorry.

But in my defense... were you really expecting otherwise in this thread? :)

Date: 2007-10-30 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heavenscalyx.livejournal.com
Of course not.

omg....

Date: 2007-10-30 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-sub-mission.livejournal.com
I just wound up squirting milk out my nose. LMAO!

Date: 2007-10-30 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilacsinmarch.livejournal.com
The first option is too long, I'll drink to option number two :).

Date: 2007-10-30 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flopart.livejournal.com
I love the two of you. Best marriage ever.

Date: 2007-10-30 04:49 pm (UTC)

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