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[oakenguy]

So last night I made some vegan desserts. I'd meant to dip strawberries in white chocolate, but Trader Joe's was out--they just had dark and milk chocolates left. "No problem," I decide, "I'll dip them in milk chocolate instead."

You can already see the mistake there, can't you? But I swear it took me an hour--washing the strawberries, cutting up the strawberries, walking the dog, re-sanitizing myself after the dogwalk--before the neurons clicked together in the right pattern and went "Hey wait, Milk chocolate. MILK. Vegans =/= milk!"

Sigh.

Comments

[joyeous.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is, you need somewhere to dispose of the milk-chocolate dipped strawberries. I *suppose* I could help you out. I mean, that's what friends are for. ;-)

[smacaski.livejournal.com]

The sacrifices we're willing to make for friends. Such hardships.

Uh, yeah, you can send some of those strawberries my way. I'll force myself to consume those awful, awful tasty treats. :)

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I'll join in this effort to bail our dear friend out of trouble. If we all band together, we can save him.

*nom nom nom*

[kittybrat.livejournal.com]

hey that's okay, you can send them to me if you want.

[akycha.livejournal.com]

Actually... vegans can't have white chocolate either, since it's usually made with milk solids. :(

[magickcat.livejournal.com]

I was just going to ask about that!

But anyway, I'll be around tonight if all the people before me haven't "helped" enough. Har har har! :)

Either way, break a leg!

[sairisse.livejournal.com]

I think the only logical solution would be to dip the strawberries in bacon.

[sistahraven.livejournal.com]

hee hee.

It's okay, Druid and I on more than one occasion have said, "I can't brain today. I have the dumb."

We're with you.

[majes.livejournal.com]

Fortunately it was recently discovered by prominent food scientists that bacon is actually a vegetable; next time, just wrap that around some strawberries. Everyone wins!