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1) Last night I dreamt that I was peeking in the window of an expensive restaurant that was having an elaborate show for the customers. At the peak of it the owner was holding a gigantic pan of cherries for cherries jubilee...only the person with the flame missed, and the owner's hair caught on fire. I was the first one to notice (maybe because all the waitstaff had big masks on with tiny eye holes), and I distinctly remember thinking, "Okay, just like [livejournal.com profile] malterre showed you..." as I grabbed the dishtowel, soaked it in the sink, and popped it over the guy's head.

Oh, the guy? George Lucas.



2) Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] syreene for passing this on: an aide for a conservative state senator in PA has just been fired and charged after soliciting a 15-year-old for furry sex. Yiffing, specifically. Using a Senate computer to do it might not have been the best idea, either. http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09150/973907-455.stm

[livejournal.com profile] redfishie, you asked what I want from Pittsburgh? More articles like this one. :)
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