A Typical Dogwalk
Jun. 11th, 2009 10:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyDeb, Your Narrator and their dog Toby enter the park. They enjoy nature for a few moments.
DEB: Hey, check it.
She nods towards the other side of the park, where a bulldozer is tearing up a sidewalk.
ME: The construction?
DEB: No, left of it, under the tree.
Thirty feet from the bulldozer, a white-haired man sits underneath a tree meditating.
ME: Wow. Why there, of all places?
DEB: Because he's HARDCORE.
ME: Seriously. He's like, "Bring on the ball-fetching labrador! Bring it!!"
DEB: Meditation...EXTREME.
ME: God, what a great reality show. "This week, Shaolin Monks vs. the Kyoto Zen Temple. But are either of them ready for....FACE-LICKING BULLDOG PUPPIES?"
DEB: Hey, check it.
She nods towards the other side of the park, where a bulldozer is tearing up a sidewalk.
ME: The construction?
DEB: No, left of it, under the tree.
Thirty feet from the bulldozer, a white-haired man sits underneath a tree meditating.
ME: Wow. Why there, of all places?
DEB: Because he's HARDCORE.
ME: Seriously. He's like, "Bring on the ball-fetching labrador! Bring it!!"
DEB: Meditation...EXTREME.
ME: God, what a great reality show. "This week, Shaolin Monks vs. the Kyoto Zen Temple. But are either of them ready for....FACE-LICKING BULLDOG PUPPIES?"
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Date: 2009-06-11 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-11 03:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-11 04:07 pm (UTC)XD
Why can't you live closer so I could enjoy your witty exchanges in real life?
:P
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Date: 2009-06-11 04:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-11 04:13 pm (UTC)YESSSSSSSSSS!! And let's make it a PBS special, too!
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Date: 2009-06-13 04:48 pm (UTC)