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[oakenguy]

D had the idea of swinging by the store and getting some hard lemonade to eat with our burgers tonight.

She's a genius and loves me very much.

I've been having this sciatica flare-up, the worst in about a year, for the last day or so. It's not so bad at this point, because I've been taking lots of codeine and doing my stretches and by the way codeine and some nice hot showers and did I mention I've had some codeine?

Because I drink so rarely, and have been fairly lucky recently with my back, it never occurred to me that the alcohol and codeine might combine interestingly.

I love you all. All of you. Even the turtles who are reading this. Especially you, cuz it's so hard to type with those little flipper-feet and when you hit the end of your friendslist its already time to click refresh and get a whole new batch of posts. It's a wonder you can even find time to go eat lettuce and hey I'm leaning to the right a lot whee. Id lean to thel eft instead but I live in cambridge and thats stereotypical. Also theres no wall to my left just a pile of laundry.

I want a tattoo. Of a monkey.

Comments

[olivetree.livejournal.com]

best drunk post EVER.

metaquote?

[lisefrac.livejournal.com]

Ha, you said exactly what I was going to say.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Hee! Go for it.

[breakinglight11.livejournal.com]

You're so amazing.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Says the Shakespearean actress. :)

[beowabbit]

Even the turtles who are reading this. Especially you, cuz it's so hard to type with those little flipper-feet ...

'Sokay; we use our cute little beaky reptilian noses. Our little reptilian noses. They are cute. And beaky.

[flopart.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite, too.

[clionona.livejournal.com]

LOLOL!
Alcohol + Codeine + You = Hilarity!!!!

...

And turtles.

♥!

[redfishie.livejournal.com]

why of a monkey? why not a turtle?

and if a monkey - a monkey doing what?

[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

Perhaps in an homage to Discworld, it should be a monkey riding a turtle. Through space.

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Hee. Never delete this post..ever.

[ursula-lear.livejournal.com]

Have you woken up already? Do you now have a tattoo?!? *bouncebounce*

[that.livejournal.com]

This is so richly amusing I would have thought norbertbeaver wrote it.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Utter LOL!

[aquagirl.livejournal.com]

You should definitely try this combination again and go get a tattoo. I really don't think you will regret it! And this isn't sarcasm, I mean I really think you would end up with something of genius.