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Experiment 1: My wife got a food dehydrator. It's a necessary component of her plan to get healthier by eating as much raw, vegan, gluten-free food as possible. I wish her luck. For me, this new purchase means one thing only: JERKY.

Right now my first attempt, some bulgogi beef from Trader Joes, is in hour 5 of its 8-15 hour cycle (the recipe book times are pretty vague, I've noticed). After that, I've got some chicken soaking up a nice souvlaki marinade for experiment 1a. Once I see how that goes, it's salmon time. And then, meat on STICKS. Oh yes.





Experiment 2: Last week I wanted to make a dessert for a friend who was having a birthday. I'd managed to obtain the fact that he liked cream cheese frosting, no problem there, but what to put it on? And then I remembered two important facts.

Fact the First: I'd just encountered a recipe for a Southern dessert called a Coca-Cola cake;

Fact the Second: My friend, like myself and perhaps another .01% of the world's population, loves a soda called Moxie. (For the uninitiated, Moxie is like a cross between Doctor Pepper, root beer, and cough syrup. With a teeny-tiny bit of birch bark and anise mixed in. Not many sodas have layers of aftertastes like Moxie does; to my knowledge nothing else has afterSMELLS.)

So, thought I, could I replace the coca-cola in the cake recipe with Moxie? Yes, yes I could. It was a Learning Experience.

To my surprise, the Moxie was by no means the challenging part of the recipe. In fact, (future Iron Chef contestants may want to jot this down) if you stir Moxie and butter together and let it boil, it REALLY dilutes the Moxie flavor.

No no, the real challenge was that the recipe called for mini-marshmallows in the batter. (I checked two other recipes and they all agreed; it's not coca-cola cake without mini-marshmallows). The recipe had warned me to expect a thin batter; what it hadn't prepared me for was that mini-marshmallows FLOAT on the top of the batter. Float and then eventually melt and spread in the oven, but not evenly, making the toothpick test almost impossible because your results will vary wildly depending on whether you're poking a marshmallow or dry area.

Plus, when you take it out of the oven it looks like this:



Honestly, I've never been so happy to frost a cake.

And yet, I was pretty pleased with the end result--it had a density like fudge and a little bit of a kick like gingerbread. It makes me ponder how other sodas would work. And that makes me remember the diner up in Harvard Square with 19 varieties of root beer. Hmm. Hmmmmmm.

Date: 2010-02-01 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] devina.livejournal.com
Did I totally miss something, or does the first line of this post contain a secret message?

Date: 2010-02-01 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
And this makes it different from my other posts how?

Date: 2010-02-01 02:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tpau
a long time ago, i got a recipe for jerky form an ex boyfirend. it is wicked simple yet insanely good. wnat it?

Date: 2010-02-01 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Yes please!


Also, unrelated (heh) note: we should probably put our heads together and figure out when/how our characters bumped into each other and what they think of each other.

Date: 2010-02-01 09:28 pm (UTC)
tpau: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tpau
well, do i know you exist? :) remember my character DID NOT know father was married :)

jerky -

teriyaki sauce + sliced thin garlick cloves (many) +ginger powder

freeze the meat slightly, slicy very thinly put in zip lock bag with above marinade for 24 horus in fridge

put on dehydrator for 24 hours or so. put hte garlick too the dehydrated garlick chips are awesome

Date: 2010-02-02 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Ooo....thing is, my character was in the Lostwood for over a decade. The more I think about it, the more I like the notion that the three of us encountered each other a few times without ever dreaming we were half-siblings. It's Shakespearey.

And YUM.

Date: 2010-02-02 05:08 am (UTC)
tpau: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tpau
hmm, it is a thought... poke a thte google group so Brian is also involved?

Date: 2010-02-01 04:10 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ravenofdreams.livejournal.com
Moxie cake. The idea is simply not right. That said, the soda-cake thing is interesting enough that I'm half tempted by those nineteen flavors of root beer myself.

Date: 2010-02-01 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redfishie.livejournal.com
Soda cake makes sense to me the same way that Guiness bread makes sense, adds flavor and liquid in one easy shot --- and in the one case sugar and in the other yeast.

Mmm...want to try this.

Date: 2010-02-01 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sistahraven.livejournal.com
NOMNOM jerky. I love making my own at home. Alton Brown has a great recipe for it. :)

Date: 2010-02-01 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] just-julie.livejournal.com
First off, I would love to get the recipe for both the soda cake and the cream cheese frosting. :)

Second, I feel a great need to tell you how ungodly jealous I am that you've been to a place with 19 varieties of root beer. I would weep sweet tears of joy to be in that place.

Date: 2010-02-01 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Come visit! We will go there with a $50 and have such a taste test party!

Date: 2010-02-01 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breakinglight11.livejournal.com
I love reading about cooking experiments! I am still in the gutless wonder newbie stage where I'm afraid to deviate from recipes for fear of serving something inedible to my dinner guests. I'm impressed with your efforts, though.

Also, Moxie was once described to me by a friend as "bitter old man soda." After sampling it myself, I am curious as to whether the "bitter" referred to the soda or to the old man, or possibly both.

Date: 2010-02-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Given their usual target audience, I'd guess "both". (If I was the number one soda in the 1920s, complete with my own THEME PARK, and then fell to 894th in national soda markets I'd probably be a little bitter too).

Date: 2010-02-01 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com
Very creative!

Though I have to confess, I once tried a swig of Moxie and had to spit it out. :-)

Date: 2010-02-01 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aquagirl.livejournal.com
I vote for ginger beer! Oooo, and sasparilla!

Date: 2010-02-01 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moria923.livejournal.com
I had one of the moxie bars. They were orgasmic.

Just out of curiousity, where does one find moxie to try? And which diner is it in Harvard Square? And what's bulgogi beef?

Date: 2010-02-01 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Aww, thank you!

I don't know what deal with the devil the moxie company made, but Star Market still carries it.

The diner is called "Leo's Place"--it's up the street from the Curious George childrens bookstore, and is a nice place to go if you feel like a $2.85 hot dog and sitting on a stool that spins.

Bulgogi beef is sort of like beef teriyaki, only it's Korean and is usually very thin shavings of meat instead of the big ol' Hunks On a Stick. This makes it very easy to cook as jerky!

Date: 2010-02-03 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdyesowitch.livejournal.com
I just got some Diet Moxie, although they had the regular as well, at Shaw's in Burlington. Just because I was there. I've also seen it at Shaw's in Nashua, NH on DWH. Market Basket should have it as well; I think my local (Billerica) does. My local Stop and Shop, Bedford, does not have it regularly.

(Do I count in the .01% if I drink Diet Moxie?)

Date: 2010-02-03 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
You totally do! And if you've ever tried BLUEBERRY Moxie, you win a t-shirt. :)

Date: 2010-02-03 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdyesowitch.livejournal.com
I've had Moxie ice cream. Is that good for a sleeve? (Although technically, I already have a Moxie Tshirt from the year I went to Moxiefest.)

Date: 2010-02-01 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] resk.livejournal.com
The obvious question is: How does this translate into bacon?

Date: 2010-02-01 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Ooo, good question! I wonder how much bacon salt one could mix into a marinade, and what bacon salt-coated beef jerky would taste like.

Date: 2010-02-01 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] palusbuteo.livejournal.com
OMFGBBQ!! A MOXIE Cake?!?!?11!

That is...Awesome.

glad it came out better than it looked!
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Date: 2010-02-02 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
It's been pointed out that that root beer place also sells RC Cola. This has me oddly excited.

I *like* the orange soda/white cake batter idea, too! For some reason, I immediately want to put it on a stick!

Date: 2010-02-03 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdyesowitch.livejournal.com
You can also get RC at Wal-Mart.

Date: 2010-02-03 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
Oooo, this is good to know.

Date: 2010-02-03 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mdyesowitch.livejournal.com
Creamsicle cupcakes on sticks? How can it lose?!

Date: 2010-02-03 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oakenguy.livejournal.com
I know! A little melted chocolate drizzled across the top...oh my...

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