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[oakenguy]

I really shouldn't be spending so much time puzzling over this, but it's just SO baffling.

This morning at work I was using the urinal. Someone else came in, and this was his sequence of events:

*He went to the sink and got his hands wet
*He and his wet hands went into a stall and shut the door
*He got some toilet paper
*He pulled his pants down


At that point I'd done all I needed to and headed out, but I've been scratching my head all morning. Why would you wet your hands before you go into a bathroom stall???

Comments

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAH!!! I forgot you were on his f'list! You're my boyfriend -- you weren't supposed to see me talking about poop!! When you think of me you're supposed to think of wildflowers and Hello Kitty, not liquid waste!

*dies*

_{I hope you're still attracted to me!}

[beowabbit]

*Giggle.* I do think of wildflowers and Hello Kitty. But I am very glad that my honeywuzzle is just a little bit demented. It’s part of why we get along so well.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

And I came here from a quite different source, and spotted you too. So CUUUUUTE!