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[oakenguy]

From the way you're moving, your arms and shoulders sure look sore there, O.

Why yes, thank you for noticing. My neighbor locked herself out of the house yesterday with her medication inside, so I had to break the door down. Life or death, you know.

Uh.....HUH.

Big door.

What's this neighbor's name?

She...I...it's...you know, I didn't stop to ask? Really, I would have done it for anyone...who are you dialing?

Oh, Rick and Diane down the street. They know everyone.

They--they were at work!

But the way they hang out in the dog park and chat, they're bound to have heard!

Okay! Okay. It, um, MAY not have been a door.

My faith in you is shattered. Is the bruise actually from the larps this weekend? Oh! Oh! Was it from the Pop Diva larp when you thought you'd be getting a stage slap and you got a REAL slap instead and it knocked you into the wall?

Yyyyyyyyyeah, that was a bit of a breakdown in communication, there.

Who'd think a tiny hand could sting so much!

Your concern touches me. But no, that wasn't it.

Well, what else?

*sigh* You know how Wii Fit has a sequel out?

Well, sure, but the only new feature of theirs that would strain those particular muscles is the game where your character's dressed in a chicken costume

Hawk costume!

CHICKEN SUIT, and you have to stand on the board and flap your arms to....to...wait. You strained your upper arms by FLAPPING? In a VIDEO GAME?

I got the high score!

Comments

[contradictacat.livejournal.com]

You saw when hazliya real-slapped lightgamer, right? Oh man.

Also, this is hilarious. Permission to metaquote?

[breakinglight11.livejournal.com]

<3

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

I'm flattered! Definitely!

[tersa.livejournal.com]

Hey, it hurts, it means that doing the chicken dance was doing some good! :D

(Even if the explanation sounds funny. Great write-up. :)

(Also, I really love the icon.)

[stanharding.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! I love the chicken game, I wish there were more levels. I've also hit the top in Island Cycling. You know what would really be cool, is if they had simulated (empty) real cities, like Paris or Rome, that you could Wii-cycle through.

I just bought (used) Lego Star Wars, Harry Potter 5 and a Rabbids game.

[beowabbit]

Awesome! I got to watch that being played recently and it looked like huge amounts of fun.

(Got to try to play, too, but I was using somebody else’s Mii [or should I say Thaam? Huur?] so the balance-board was not calibrated for my weight and I did not so much fly as plummet.)

[gilana]

Hee!

I'm so sorry that you haven't been able to make it to the improv classes -- I was really looking forward to getting to play with you.

[sistahraven.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[darkoni]

Did that happen in School? ... because I missed it if it did.

I think hazliya just likes slapping people. She did that with me in Strange Boston. I thought it was kind of cool though. I got to do a prat fall.

[olivetree.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I know the exact game.

(totally a chicken, BTW)

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

Congratulations!

...you dork. (But I say this with great affection.)