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Dear Neighbors: Everything's cool, we're not actually fighting. Or having a Greek wedding, for that matter.

Dear Birds: We meant nothing but the best for you, honest. Please do not fear us and our clumsy, clumsy ways.

Dear Plate Which So Recently Held Bits of Bread: You served us long and faithfully. Please believe us when we say it wasn't on purpose. It's not you, it's us. (Well, maybe if you'd been a little less slippery...no, no, that's blaming the victim.)

Date: 2011-11-19 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kip-w.livejournal.com
Dammit! "Sliding into the plate" is just a figure of speech!

Date: 2011-11-19 07:11 pm (UTC)
beowabbit: (Animals: parrot at 2005 Boston Pride)
From: [personal profile] beowabbit
To quote a certain governor of Texas with quite a way with words, “Oops!” Somehow, I’m guessing that after they got over being startled, the birds didn’t even wait for the body to get cold before they started looting its former possessions.

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