Gollum's blog
Aug. 2nd, 2002 12:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguyWe postses todayyyyy, yesss preciouses.
Caughts us a fissssshie, yesss. Tasty yyummy fishy crunchy, but lossstses the riddle contessst to it we did, yesses, stupid cheating fishie!!!! It wrigglessesss off and TOOKSES MY MAGICAL TIARA!!!! Firsssssst the hotpantssss, then the stationary bikeses, then our 'Entstock '00' t-sssshirt, and now THIS, and all poor Smeagol has left to my name *gollum* issssss a crappy ring.
..........smeagol can never have anything NICE :( :( :( :( :(
Ssssstrange human in caveses, yesssss precious, lossst he was, putting little box to face and "Can u hear me now? Good Cann you hear me now? Good Can u hear me now? Good" did not hear us we creepses up and the leaping and the neck all snappsing and we are smart we are clever *gollum* and magic box speakses to us and now we have 100 free minutses!!
Caughts us a fissssshie, yesss. Tasty yyummy fishy crunchy, but lossstses the riddle contessst to it we did, yesses, stupid cheating fishie!!!! It wrigglessesss off and TOOKSES MY MAGICAL TIARA!!!! Firsssssst the hotpantssss, then the stationary bikeses, then our 'Entstock '00' t-sssshirt, and now THIS, and all poor Smeagol has left to my name *gollum* issssss a crappy ring.
..........smeagol can never have anything NICE :( :( :( :( :(
Ssssstrange human in caveses, yesssss precious, lossst he was, putting little box to face and "Can u hear me now? Good Cann you hear me now? Good Can u hear me now? Good" did not hear us we creepses up and the leaping and the neck all snappsing and we are smart we are clever *gollum* and magic box speakses to us and now we have 100 free minutses!!
