Things the Realtors Have Taught Us
May. 27th, 2003 01:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
oakenguy"How much are you willing to spend?" means "Name a figure a couple hundred dollars under what you're willing to pay, because those are the apartments I'm about to show you."
"Where are you interested in living?" means "No, seriously, what areas are totally unacceptable, because I've got some real dives I'd love to foist on you given half a chance."
"Backyard great spot for dining al fresco" means "English is my second language and I think 'al fresco' = 'nude'."
"Kitchen old but functional" means "Run run RUN for the hills."
"Bye-eee-eee-eee" means "Never darken our doorstep again you horrible customers."
"Where are you interested in living?" means "No, seriously, what areas are totally unacceptable, because I've got some real dives I'd love to foist on you given half a chance."
"Backyard great spot for dining al fresco" means "English is my second language and I think 'al fresco' = 'nude'."
"Kitchen old but functional" means "Run run RUN for the hills."
"Bye-eee-eee-eee" means "Never darken our doorstep again you horrible customers."
