Today's strange news:

[oakenguy]

"Accused Footlicker Holds his Tongue"

http://www.milforddailynews.com/news/local_regional/milf_dublin06272003.htm

It's nice knowing that there's almost nothing in the world I can do that would embarrass my family more than this guy's embarrassed his.

Comments

[malterre.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's gross but 15 years?!
So drunk drivers that cause accidents and manslaughter with a vehicle get like -5 years?
Sorry but that seems like pretty stiff sentencing for tasting the toes of suburban hausfraus. (He should have joined a club, though ;-)

Re:

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is a stiff sentence. I can only guess that it's because he's a repeat offender (and possibly just the sheer number of women who came forward to testify?)

[siriel.livejournal.com]

wow, that's hilarious. I wonder what I would do if a stranger attempted to lick my feet...