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[oakenguy]

Whatever the constructions folks are doing across the street, they're making the house vibrate like the inside of a drum. I should paint the apartment in greys and blacks and try to convince people it's the latest Sharper Image gadget--"The $1,850,000 Multi-Room Vibratorium".

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[malterre.livejournal.com]

I'd like to rent 15 minutes please...
*Bleah*

[enidenvy.livejournal.com]

i would like it if my room would shake, without a loud noise.... for some reason movement helps me sleep. maybe cuz my mum rocked me when i was little or some psycho-babble like that. i remember when we first moved to maine, i was in 5th grade... my brother and i had bunk beds. (what a nightmare)... he used to get so angry because i would tap my foot on the wall all night to shake the bed until i fell asleep..... if i were rich, i would get a $1,850,000 Multi-Room Vibratorium. well, maybe i wouldnt. but i might get one of those quarter machine beds like in the cheesy motels they show in movies. does that count?

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

It definiitely counts!

If you're rich, you could also hire someone whose only job it is to stand beside the bed and feed quarters into the machine all night, too. Decadent!!